Get paid dust to flip burgers on-chain
$WAGE is an ERC-20 meme token that satirizes corporate life. There's no airdrop, no staking APY, no "utility". The only way to earn is to clock in at the WcWage and serve orders — Proof of (miserable) Work. Reward: 0.000001 $WAGE per order. You will not get rich. That is the entire joke. 🍔
No signup. Play in demo mode, or connect a wallet on Stable to claim for real.
The concept: corporate satire, tokenized
You are a wagie. The Boss owns the till. Every order you assemble correctly pays you a fraction of a fraction of a cent in $WAGE, straight from The Boss's payroll contract. Mess up the tray and The Boss screams. Burn out and the wojak behind the counter slowly falls apart. It's not a game about winning — it's a game about the grind.
- 🧾 Proof of Work — build the exact order to earn.
- 💸 Dust wages — 0.000001 $WAGE/order, on purpose.
- 👁️ The Boss — a payroll vault that pays you as little as possible.
- 🔥 Burnout meter — the longer the shift, the sadder the wojak.
Meet the crew & the customers
A rotating cast from the wojak cinematic universe walks up to your register. None of them tip.
How it works
Four steps. Zero dignity. Infinite shifts.
Hook up a wallet on Stable (Tether's L1, gas paid in USDT). Or just play in demo mode.
Assemble the exact tray each customer orders. That's your on-chain Proof of Work.
One claimWages() tx pays your misery from The Boss's payroll till.
Check your dust balance. Question your choices. Clock back in. 🔁
Built on Stable, launched on DYOR
Token. Till. Chain. Vibes. All dust, no cope.
The token
$WAGE is a standard ERC-20 launched on DYOR Fun V3 — full supply locked into a Uniswap V3 pool. Not in this repo; you launch it.
The payroll
A separate WagePayroll contract holds $WAGE and pays 0.000001 per order, with shift cooldowns so nobody drains The Boss's till.
The chain
Stable — Tether's EVM L1 (chain 988), sub-second blocks, gas paid in USDT0. Fast and cheap enough for dust payouts.
The look
Cartoon WcWage kitchen, wojak crew, and meme food — Proof of (miserable) Work with style.
