Build the exact order, then clock out to claim 0.000001 $WAGE per order on Stable. New here? read what this madness is →
🕒 Clock in
Another day dreaming of being my own boss...
(No gas required. Clocking in on-chain is optional and just for the meme.)
🧾 Front counter — Order #1
Make it quick, wagie.
Customer: —
ORDER #1
WcWage · register zero
★ Build the EXACT tray. No refunds on effort. ★
W c W A G E
👨🍳 KITCHENtap items → they land on the table
Empty tray… tap the menu below 👇
🔥 Burnout level0%
Pending wages this shift
0.000000 $WAGE
≈ $0.00 (obviously)
💸 Your paycheck
—Your $WAGE
0.000001Per order
—The Boss's till
0Your orders
0Shifts
$0.00Wage/hour*
*Calculated over a legal workday. Spoiler: it's illegally low.
👁️ The Boss's panel
● REC · CAM 04
❓ How it works (the legal pyramid scheme)
- Connect your wallet to Stable (Tether's L1 — gas is paid in USDT).
- Clock in and serve orders by building the exact tray. That's your Proof of Work.
- Each order =
0.000001 $WAGE. You accumulate pending wages during the shift. - Hit Clock out → a
claimWages()transaction pays your misery from The Boss's till. - Check your balance. Cry. Clock back in. 🔁
The $WAGE token launches on DYOR Fun V3 (standard ERC-20). The
WagePayroll contract is just the payroll till. None of this is financial advice;
we are literally paying you dust on purpose.
Editing the order number in the HTML does not change what you get paid —
the dApp uses internal game state, and the contract caps each shift at
maxOrdersPerShift with a cooldown.